Thursday, August 4, 2011

I AM COW

Hi everyone!



Today, I thought I should make a post about a song that I found on Youtube. Actually, my sister found it for me. She finds everything for me, really. Right, back to the song. The lyrics are very funny and are about cows. While listening to the song, you see pictures of different cows or sometimes places. I will post the words to the song at the end of this post, as well as the link.



The thing about this song is that it is complete nonsense. I know what you are probably thinking right now, "Who the hell made up this song in the first place?" I should refrain from using such language, but I thought it was needed. Well, there really is no reason why this song should exist, but I guess the creator had nothing to do for the moment.



If you have already seen this song, then good for you. "If not, then we'll get to that later." (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)



I am cow,
Hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbaque
Yogurt,
Curd,
Cream Cheese,
And butter's
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow,
I am cow,
Hear me moo

I am cow,
Eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ***
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh,
The ozone layer is thinner,
From the outcome of my dinner,
I am cow,
I am cow,
I've got gas

I am cow,
Here I stand,
Far and wide
Upon this land
And I am living
Everywhere
From B.C
To Newfoundland,
You can squeeze my teats
By hand

I am cow,
I am cow,
I am cow,

I am cow,
I am cow,
I am cow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WFp4kozlOU&feature=player_embedded

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

THE MEAT TOUR!

Hi everyone!

My Dad, Uncle, Sister, and I are going on the famous meat tour!!! Since we all love good meat, we decided this would be a very good idea.

First off, we need to start with some very good steak. My uncle most likely knows a few places that are very good, considering his rotund shape. We want to get as much good food as possible, so we might get some Korean barbeque, and maybe some good lamb. On my list, I would also like to get some delicious hamburgers. Perhaps sausages too!

My uncle has been living in this place for a while, so he should have a bunch of good restaurants in store for us. We should be able to go around for a day, just eating as much meat as we can possibly stuff ourselves with. I would really love to get some chinese and japanese meat too, because I think that there might be some good places my uncle has heard about.

Sorry for those of you that are vegetarians and follow my blog. I hope you don't get too grossed out by this post. Being the rabid meat- eaters in our family, I thought I should make a post about this. I will be having lunch with Erzebet tomorrow. I have never been to the place that I am going to, but hopefully I will enjoy it.

I hope you like the new makeover I did for my blog! It just needed a change. Post a comment for idea's for my next post!

Formally,

Me

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

The Horror Story

Kind of...
I thought that today I should blog about the movie I watched with my brother and sister. It's called Jane Eyre. Basically, in my view, it's a horror movie. Technically it's not because it's NR(not rated.) But, I thought  that it was SCARY. It's about a girl names Jane Eyre who had a horrible past, that when she was bad they put her in THE RED ROOM. The Red Room is the place where her uncle died. So you see a forty- year- old uncle sitting up in bed. In my opinion, he looked pretty creepy. So then, her aunt ships her off to an orphanage, where she is once put on stool with a sign that says "LIAR", without anything to eat or drink for a day. Then, in a year or two, her best friend, Helen Burns, dies of the Fever. Then once she finishes her education, she stays at the orphanage to be a teacher.

Next, she gets an invitation to come and be a teacher for a young french girl, named Adèle. The owner of the house or mansion as I think it is, is named Rodchester. I know, lots of British names, right? To get to the scary stuff, it has the famous door knob rattling sequence. at first you see her open the door, and it is the dog, Pilot. Next time it happens, you don't see anyone at the door. Freaky, right? Then Jane is always seeing a bright red scarf flying out of the window and lights turning on and off at night.

Then, there is a really weird painting of sad people walking around in a village. Some of the people are crying, and some just look plain sad. I have only watched part one of this move, but when I finish the next part I will finish up this post.

XOXO,

Nina