I AM COW

Hi everyone!



Today, I thought I should make a post about a song that I found on Youtube. Actually, my sister found it for me. She finds everything for me, really. Right, back to the song. The lyrics are very funny and are about cows. While listening to the song, you see pictures of different cows or sometimes places. I will post the words to the song at the end of this post, as well as the link.



The thing about this song is that it is complete nonsense. I know what you are probably thinking right now, "Who the hell made up this song in the first place?" I should refrain from using such language, but I thought it was needed. Well, there really is no reason why this song should exist, but I guess the creator had nothing to do for the moment.



If you have already seen this song, then good for you. "If not, then we'll get to that later." (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)



I am cow,
Hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbaque
Yogurt,
Curd,
Cream Cheese,
And butter's
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow,
I am cow,
Hear me moo

I am cow,
Eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ***
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh,
The ozone layer is thinner,
From the outcome of my dinner,
I am cow,
I am cow,
I've got gas

I am cow,
Here I stand,
Far and wide
Upon this land
And I am living
Everywhere
From B.C
To Newfoundland,
You can squeeze my teats
By hand

I am cow,
I am cow,
I am cow,

I am cow,
I am cow,
I am cow!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WFp4kozlOU&feature=player_embedded